Sunday, October 01, 2006

The New PTA

Dear Concerned Parent,

We are writing to urge you to take action RIGHT NOW to protect your child's future. The public school system your child attends is a cesspool of temptation, sin, and tainted spinach - and it is only a matter of time before your angelic god-fearing child (if not, please send him/her here next summer. Trust us.) falls in. But wait! There's no need to move to move to Colorado Springs just yet. The PTA of America (Pro-life Theistic Acolytes of America) is forming a new chapter in your child's school district, and you have been chosen (to join it)! If you're morally outraged about the prospect of your child seeing "the naughty bits" at an art museum, boy are we the organization for you! Join now before your kid becomes a drug addict, a thief or a prostitute. We're serious.

the (new) PTA of America